"The Art of Seduction" digital artwork by Catrin Welz-Stein
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Forget love — I'd rather fall in chocolate! ~Sandra J. Dykes
Malcolm and Ruby had a wild fling
Malcolm and Ruby had a great thing
When Ruby kissed Malcolm he saw hearts
When Malcolm kissed Ruby she saw stars
It was all pretty rosy until along came Ned
Made poor Malcolm wish he was dead
Cause pretty Ruby saw a future of wealth
and all Malcolm had to offer was love and health
After 2 months Ned and Ruby were split
for only plants can grow when they are planted in shit
Now Ruby wants Malcolm back and she wants him bad
but Malcolm don't want Ruby cause she's a gold diggin' hag
After all the drama Malcolm got wiser
and eventually Ruby met a rich old miser
the moral of the story true love is always free
and their are always plenty of fish in the deep blue sea.
Lol... Poor Malcolm, This is true! 😁
ReplyDeleteHah! This is so clever, and a part of many lives. Poor Malcolm.
ReplyDeleteBravo! A good morale to take heed. And a lucky escape for Malcolm.😂
ReplyDeleteIt's Karma that she found a rich miser. LOL. This is so amusing, Carrie. I loved it.
ReplyDeleteI love those names together --- Malcolm and Ruby. I guess because it reminds me of the bunny brother and sister, Max and Ruby. :)
ReplyDelete"When Ruby kissed Malcolm he saw hearts
When Malcolm kissed Ruby she saw stars" ... These are my favorite lines. I tend to gloss over any unhappy endings and just keep living in the lovey sections, even of what may have ended. So I'll just stay right here with these lines when I remember them. :)
LOL :)
ReplyDeleteHope Malcolm meets a very nice genuine fish.
ReplyDeleteHa! This is hilarious.
ReplyDelete"True love is always free": Well said.
only plants can grow when they are planted in shit..
ReplyDeleteThis will be my catch phrase of the day. I so enjoyed this poem!
Witty! This poem hits where it hurts the most!
ReplyDeleteLove the rhymes and effortless description! The quote in the beginning justifies it so much for Malcolm - If he likes chocolates ;)
the moral of the story true love is always free
ReplyDeleteand their are always plenty of fish in the deep blue sea.
The moral of the story is 'don't be too hasty' Love the humor in this, Carrie!
Hank